Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i believe in u and ur pee
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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