Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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