brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Just puked most of my soul out..
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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