i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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