Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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