your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
the raccoons are back...
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