someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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