I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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