I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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