he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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