Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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