Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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