You made me cry and you don't even care
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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