I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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