I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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