I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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