next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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