hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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