The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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