But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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