he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
