I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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