Its about making memories worth repressing
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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