Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
