Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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