best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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