So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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