Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I am midnight drunk by noon
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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