At least make sure they are 18
Why
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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