last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
