i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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