I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I could fuck to npr.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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