he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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