is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
