Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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