I only kidnapped one of them. chill
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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