I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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