If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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