Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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