honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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