i don't like sucking hair
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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