I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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