I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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