your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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