I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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