butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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