i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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