At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Do vagina's smell?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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