I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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