Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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