She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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